"Rush Hour 3" [12/08/07]

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.

(There were just a handful of un-nauseating moments but other than that, see above.)

This sucka was painfully unorginal (far more than you could reasonably expect a threequel to be) and not overly creative. My brother's friend had joked to him that this 3rd would be just clips of the 1st and 2nd spliced together and it turns out he was decently correct. My feeling was that the film was 25-30 minutes of fights, crumply jokes, slight mystery, booby women, singing and slapstick comedy. I did enjoy Jackie Chan's singing a lot because all I could think of was the fact that he was operatically trained as a child and that he's really cute in a weird way when he smiles. I don't even know what it is. It's like an excited child or something.

2/10