I kicked over a cup of 7-UP this afternoon and as I bent down to begin sopping, my first thought, honestly, was, "I wish I had a Shamwow."

Who am I? hahah how weird.

I just feel like they've proved so soundly that the cloth will soak up liquid from beneath your carpet. That sounds good! I want that! That's what they use, isn't it? They use 2L cola and a lil square of carpet to demonstrate. Ahh. Soon enough, I shall have my prize.