Dude in Starbucks explains to his friend how his moms - who has never flown before - was soon flying to Bermudes and was planning on getting tanked so she wouldn't be terrified. He says he's trying to convince her NOT to get drunk cos it's just a bad idea when it comes to things like customs and security and a host of other reasons we should have our wits about us during international travel.
His friend, trying to slam the logic down, says, "Tell her donkeys kill more people than planes each year." She sounded adamant; she had obviously learned this fact recently and was proud of its obscurity.
Dude replies, "But she loves donkeys, though."